Our Guilty Treasures season continues! Master board game creator Peter C. Hayward joins us to sing the praises of the 2015 Nancy Meyers movie The Intern, but Jonathan and I have very different reactions. Who will join in the praise and who will say this movie just might be the death of America?
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Thursday, April 09, 2026
Tuesday, April 07, 2026
What Should’ve Won That Could’ve Won: 1966
The Year: 1966
What the Nominees Were: Alfie; A Man for All Seasons; The Russians are Coming, the Russians are Coming; The Sand Pebbles; Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Other Movies That Should Have Been Considered: That covers America pretty well, but over in Europe there was Bergman’s Persona, Antonioni’s Blow-Up and Leone’s The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
What the Nominees Were: Alfie; A Man for All Seasons; The Russians are Coming, the Russians are Coming; The Sand Pebbles; Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Other Movies That Should Have Been Considered: That covers America pretty well, but over in Europe there was Bergman’s Persona, Antonioni’s Blow-Up and Leone’s The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
What Did Win: A Man for All Seasons
How It’s Aged: It’s good. Very stagebound, very talky, probably not a movie that would be rewatched very much today if it hadn’t won, but a worthwhile movie.
What Should’ve Won: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
How It’s Aged: It’s good. Very stagebound, very talky, probably not a movie that would be rewatched very much today if it hadn’t won, but a worthwhile movie.
What Should’ve Won: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
How Hard Was the Decision: Very hard. There was no overwhelmingly strong candidate this year. So, for the second time in one decade, I’m invoking the Parasite rule, and awarding it to a foreign film (albeit one set in America that starred American actors speaking English (then dubbed over in Italian, then dubbed back over in English!)) What makes this a cheat is that the movie was not released at all in America in 1966, so in my little pocket universe, I’m having it jump the pond earlier.
Director: Sergio Leone
Writers: Leone, Agenore Incrocci, Furio Scarpelli, Luciano Vincenzoni, from a story by Leone and Vincenzoni
Stars: Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach, Lee Van Cleef
Writers: Leone, Agenore Incrocci, Furio Scarpelli, Luciano Vincenzoni, from a story by Leone and Vincenzoni
Stars: Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach, Lee Van Cleef
The Story: In Civil War Texas, bounty hunter Blondie keeps turning in and then freeing criminal Tuco, but then, just after they’ve had a falling out, they find out about a shipment of gold and each ends up with half the information they need to find it. They reluctantly work together, but another bounty hunter, the evil Angel Eyes, is after the gold as well. All three end up in a squint-filled shoot-out in a graveyard at the end.
Any Nominations or Wins: Nothing! Not even score!
Why It Didn’t Win: Again, the movie wasn’t even released in America until it was more than a year old, so maybe it wasn’t even eligible anymore? Or maybe it was just that Italians weren’t trusted to do movies about the American west? The movie was dismissed as a “spaghetti western” at the time.
Why It Didn’t Win: Again, the movie wasn’t even released in America until it was more than a year old, so maybe it wasn’t even eligible anymore? Or maybe it was just that Italians weren’t trusted to do movies about the American west? The movie was dismissed as a “spaghetti western” at the time.
Why It Should Have Won:
- I’ve said movies should have ironic titles, and this one certainly fits the bill. “The Good” (Eastwood as Blondie) is a terrible human being, and “The Bad” (Van Cleef as Angel Eyes) is honorable in his own twisted way. This movie is an attack on the self-satisfied morality of most American westerns, and thus an indictment of America itself. “You think you’re the good guys? We all know how good you really are.”
- Rewatching Dr. Zhivago made me wish Lean had done our own Civil War next, because I feel like we still haven’t gotten the non-problematic Civil War epic America deserves, but this movie comes closest. Our characters are doing their best to ignore the war, but it keeps blowing up in their faces. A good movie about living under constant bombardment and just trying to mind your business, which is still the reality in some countries today.
- Wallach and Eastwood are giving opposite performances, but they support each other beautifully. When Tuco has to make a tough decision, you can see a hundred emotions gallop across his face, whereas Eastwood just twitches an eyelid when he’s called upon to react to things. Which method is the greatest type of film acting? I’m happy to give them both trophies.
- Tonino Delli Colli’s epic cinematography (using Spain to sub in for West Texas), with all its extreme close-ups, whip pans, and sudden zooms, created a whole new language for cinema, much imitated, but never matched.
- The movie has so many funny moments! The funniest: Blondie and Tuco have stolen confederate uniforms off of dead men, then they see soldiers coming. Blue or grey? They see the soldiers are wearing grey, so they start shouting and waving and condemning Lincoln. Then the solders arrive and brush all the gray dust off their uniforms: They’re actually wearing blue. Cut to our “heroes” in chains.
- I proposed to my wife while Ennio Morricone’s epic showdown music was playing, so I have a special affection for it, but surely we can agree that this is the greatest film score of all time? Just listening to the soundtrack album takes you on the full journey of the film. We’ve heard it so much now, it’s hard to remember how weird it is. Screaming is the lead instrument!
Thursday, April 02, 2026
What Should’ve Won That Could’ve Won: 1965
The Year: 1965
What the Nominees Were: Darling, Doctor Zhivago, Ship of Fools, The Sound of Music, A Thousand Clowns
What the Nominees Were: Darling, Doctor Zhivago, Ship of Fools, The Sound of Music, A Thousand Clowns
Other Movies That Should Have Been Considered: In America, Arthur Penn delivered his first great film, Mickey One. Orson Welles had Chimes at Midnight and Robert Aldrich turned out The Flight of the Phoenix. Overseas there was Fellini’s Juliet of the Spirits, Forman’s Loves of a Blonde and Pontecorvo’s The Battle of Algiers.
What Did Win: The Sound of Music
How It’s Aged: It’s a great two hour movie that is unfortunately three hours long. Does every single song need a reprise? Andrews is great, but ultimately there are tone problems as well.What Should’ve Won: Doctor Zhivago
How Hard Was the Decision: Almost impossible. This was simply a year with no slam-dunk options. Certainly, the greatest film of the year is The Battle of Algiers, but I just couldn’t come up with any scenario in which that film (stridently anti-western, made by a proud communist) could have won. That left a lot of weaker choices: Stick with Sound of Music? Give comedy a chance and go with the wonderful-but-stagebound A Thousand Clowns? Ultimately, I decided to rewatch Dr. Zhivago, and I loved it. It’s not as strong as Lawrence of Arabia (which was made by all the same people) but in a weak year, I decided it still deserved its own Oscar.
Director: David Lean
Writer: Robert Bolt
Stars: Omar Sharif, Julie Christie, Rod Steiger, Tom Courtenay, Geraldine ChaplinThe Story: Unlike Sound of Music, this movie has tons of plot justifying its (even longer) epic length, so I can only briefly sum it up here. Doctor and part-time poet Yuri Zhivago marries his childhood sweetheart but falls in love with a nurse named Lara on the German front in WWI. As with any great European epic novel, he is separated and reunited with both women many times over the course of several wars, but dies alone.
Any Nominations or Wins: It lost Picture, Director, Supporting Actor for Courtenay, Editing and Sound. It won Adapted Screenplay, Color Art Direction, Color Cinematography, Color Costume Design, and Score. Christie did win Best Actress, but for a different movie entirely, John Schlesinger’s Darling (which is also excellent).
Why It Didn’t Win: It was clearly hard for the Academy to decide between this and Sound of Music. Both were big hits and widely acclaimed. But ultimately Sound edged this movie out at both the box office and the Oscars. Ultimately, feel-good usually wins over feel-bad.
Why It Should Have Won:
How It’s Aged: It’s a great two hour movie that is unfortunately three hours long. Does every single song need a reprise? Andrews is great, but ultimately there are tone problems as well.What Should’ve Won: Doctor Zhivago
How Hard Was the Decision: Almost impossible. This was simply a year with no slam-dunk options. Certainly, the greatest film of the year is The Battle of Algiers, but I just couldn’t come up with any scenario in which that film (stridently anti-western, made by a proud communist) could have won. That left a lot of weaker choices: Stick with Sound of Music? Give comedy a chance and go with the wonderful-but-stagebound A Thousand Clowns? Ultimately, I decided to rewatch Dr. Zhivago, and I loved it. It’s not as strong as Lawrence of Arabia (which was made by all the same people) but in a weak year, I decided it still deserved its own Oscar.
Director: David Lean
Writer: Robert Bolt
Stars: Omar Sharif, Julie Christie, Rod Steiger, Tom Courtenay, Geraldine ChaplinThe Story: Unlike Sound of Music, this movie has tons of plot justifying its (even longer) epic length, so I can only briefly sum it up here. Doctor and part-time poet Yuri Zhivago marries his childhood sweetheart but falls in love with a nurse named Lara on the German front in WWI. As with any great European epic novel, he is separated and reunited with both women many times over the course of several wars, but dies alone.
Any Nominations or Wins: It lost Picture, Director, Supporting Actor for Courtenay, Editing and Sound. It won Adapted Screenplay, Color Art Direction, Color Cinematography, Color Costume Design, and Score. Christie did win Best Actress, but for a different movie entirely, John Schlesinger’s Darling (which is also excellent).
Why It Didn’t Win: It was clearly hard for the Academy to decide between this and Sound of Music. Both were big hits and widely acclaimed. But ultimately Sound edged this movie out at both the box office and the Oscars. Ultimately, feel-good usually wins over feel-bad.
Why It Should Have Won:
- When I was 15 in 1990, I vowed to watch all the great movies. And so I did …in extremely low-quality VHS resolution. And the widescreen movies were all “pan-n-scan” (reformatted for square TVs, only showing half the original image.) That barely counts as having watched the movies at all. And even if I had seen ideal versions of these movies, it’s now been 35 years, and my memory is not good. The result is that I now realize that I can no longer claim to have seen many of the great movies. In some ways, this is wonderful: So many masterpieces are now waiting to be rediscovered. So I’ve been gradually rewatching them, and many have been spectacular. Especially the widescreen movies, which I can only now begin to appreciate, finally seeing the whole image. Like Lawrence, this movie would be a masterpiece for Freddie Young’s cinematography alone, and I’m so glad I finally get to see it all. (Lean originally wanted a new cinematographer, none other than future director Nicolas Roeg, but they couldn’t get along, so he returned to Young again.)
- Omar Sharif blew everybody away as a fierce Arab chieftain in Lawrence. Could he do the same as a sensitive Russian poet/doctor three years later? Lean placed enormous faith in him to handle this very different role (an Egyptian as a Russian?) but Sharif rises to the challenge. Ali and Zhivago have very little in common…except smoldering stares of love (cast at very different objects of affection!)
- Of course, the biggest difference between this and Lean’s two previous movies, Bridge on the River Kwai and Lawrence is the presence of… (can it be?) women! They do exist! You might think that Lean would not be able to get the hang of this new gender right away, but both Chaplin and Christie give wonderful performances as very rich characters. They’re both great at looking secretly wounded, though the man they both love is trying his best not to hurt anyone.
- Directors teach you their vocabulary, and then they can play with that. In Lawrence, we don’t see the hero’s dead body at the beginning, just his dangling goggles that have been thrown into a tree. Likewise, where we’re with Lara’s husband Antipov at the front, he seemingly gets blown up and then we cut to his glasses in the snow. Longtime Lean fans know that means he’s dead, right? Ah, but then, an hour of screentime later, he shockingly shows up alive. Lean seemingly repeats an old trick, but this time he does it to mislead us.
- We know how things turned out, but the trick with any historical epic is to recreate moments in which the possibly of revolution seemed absurd, which are so deliciously ironic. The most painful statement in the movie happens early on when one character reassures another “People will be different after the revolution.” Unfortunately that turns out to be true, in all the worst ways. After revolution will follow Civil War, and that will harden all hearts.
- The best scene in the movie is one in which soldiers marching to the front in WWI encounter soldiers who are deserting. Before long, anarchy has been unleashed, and the first group joins the second, leaving just Yuri and Lara to struggle on. Lean is the only director who is at his best when he has a hundred actors in a scene.
- He’s also once again great with trains, of course. This time he doesn’t get to blow one up, but the passengers still don’t get a pleasant journey.
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
What Should’ve Won That Could’ve Won: 1964
The Year: 1964
What the Nominees Were: Becket, Dr. Strangelove, Mary Poppins, My Fair Lady, Zorba the Greek
Other Movies That Should Have Been Considered: Billy Wilder had his final great film, Kiss Me, Stupid. Mary Poppins was Disney’s greatest live action film. Seven Days in May and Fail Safe were great political thrillers (though not as satirical as our winner.) And I’ll acknowledge independent film for the first time with Michael Roemer’s great Nothing But a Man. Overseas, there was the UK’s A Hard Day’s Night, Italy’s Red Desert, and Japan’s Woman in the Dunes.
What the Nominees Were: Becket, Dr. Strangelove, Mary Poppins, My Fair Lady, Zorba the Greek
Other Movies That Should Have Been Considered: Billy Wilder had his final great film, Kiss Me, Stupid. Mary Poppins was Disney’s greatest live action film. Seven Days in May and Fail Safe were great political thrillers (though not as satirical as our winner.) And I’ll acknowledge independent film for the first time with Michael Roemer’s great Nothing But a Man. Overseas, there was the UK’s A Hard Day’s Night, Italy’s Red Desert, and Japan’s Woman in the Dunes.
What Did Win: My Fair Lady
How It’s Aged: It’s bloated, artificial, and terribly miscast. Julie Andrews had triumphed in the role of Eliza Dolittle onstage, but Jack Warner insisted on a film star and put Audrey Hepburn in the role. Hepburn was a great actress and she did have some range, but a crude cockney just wasn’t in her wheelhouse. (Andrews got her revenge by making her movie debut in Mary Poppins instead and then beating out Hepburn for the Oscar.)What Should’ve Won: Dr. Strangelove
How Hard Was the Decision: Easy, especially when I saw that this movie was nominated, which surprised me. The Academy almost noticed the obvious: that this was the best movie of 1964.
Director: Stanley Kubrick
Writers: Kubrick, Terry Southern and Peter Bryant, based on the (serious) novel “Red Alert” by Bryant (aka Peter George)
Stars: Peter Sellers, George C. Scott, Sterling Hayden, Keenan Wynn, Slim Pickens
The Story: Mad general Jack D. Ripper orders America’s bombers to nuke Russia, so Americans and the Russian ambassador gather in the War Room to try to figure out what to do about it.Any Nominations or Wins: It was nominated for Picture, Director, Actor and Adapted Screenplay, but lost all four.
Why It Didn’t Win: Everyone had to admit that this was a great movie, but there were plenty of critics who were disturbed by it, such as Bosley Crowther at the New York Times who said, “I am troubled by the feeling, which runs all through the film, of discredit and even contempt for our whole military establishment.” Such voices couldn’t deny the movie a nomination but could deny it the win.
Why It Should Have Won:
How It’s Aged: It’s bloated, artificial, and terribly miscast. Julie Andrews had triumphed in the role of Eliza Dolittle onstage, but Jack Warner insisted on a film star and put Audrey Hepburn in the role. Hepburn was a great actress and she did have some range, but a crude cockney just wasn’t in her wheelhouse. (Andrews got her revenge by making her movie debut in Mary Poppins instead and then beating out Hepburn for the Oscar.)What Should’ve Won: Dr. Strangelove
How Hard Was the Decision: Easy, especially when I saw that this movie was nominated, which surprised me. The Academy almost noticed the obvious: that this was the best movie of 1964.
Director: Stanley Kubrick
Writers: Kubrick, Terry Southern and Peter Bryant, based on the (serious) novel “Red Alert” by Bryant (aka Peter George)
Stars: Peter Sellers, George C. Scott, Sterling Hayden, Keenan Wynn, Slim Pickens
The Story: Mad general Jack D. Ripper orders America’s bombers to nuke Russia, so Americans and the Russian ambassador gather in the War Room to try to figure out what to do about it.Any Nominations or Wins: It was nominated for Picture, Director, Actor and Adapted Screenplay, but lost all four.
Why It Didn’t Win: Everyone had to admit that this was a great movie, but there were plenty of critics who were disturbed by it, such as Bosley Crowther at the New York Times who said, “I am troubled by the feeling, which runs all through the film, of discredit and even contempt for our whole military establishment.” Such voices couldn’t deny the movie a nomination but could deny it the win.
Why It Should Have Won:
- Peter Sellars plays three roles here (he was supposed to play four, but injured himself and couldn’t play the bomber pilot.) Interestingly, two of those roles (Officer Mandrake and President Muffley) are straight men, letting their scene partners carry the comedy (always an equally great acting challenge). Sellars originally played the president more broadly but Kubrick decided on set that, “We’re on the wrong track. Merkin Muffley should be the one serious man. Like Adlai Stevenson if he’d won.” It’s only when Sellars plays the title character that he really lets his freak flag fly.
- Sydney Lumet’s Fail Safe, a deadly serious take on a very similar story, released a few month’s later, is also great and the two films make an excellent pairing. As film critic Alexander Walker says in the Criterion documentary: “If a man learns the news that nuclear annihilation is nigh when he’s in his office, the result is a documentary. When he’s in his living room, it’s a social drama. When he’s in the bathroom, it’s a comedy.” This is a rare chance to see two very different, both excellent, takes on the same story.
- From the opening shots of one plane thrusting into another to refuel it, sex pervades the film. It doesn’t take Freud to figure out that obsession with manhood was one factor in the missile race, but it took Kubrick to finally call it out (like the girl calling out “The emperor has no clothes!”)
- Fears about flouridation are back in the news, as is nuclear détente, for all the wrong reasons. Watching the current (terrifying) absurdity, one can’t help but figure that this version, not Fail Safe, is the more accurate predictor of what it’s really like in the corridors of power. (Ronald Reagan, who often confused movies for reality, got to the White House and immediately asked if he could see the War Room, only to be embarrassedly told there wasn’t one.)
- Like Airplane and Blazing Saddles, almost every line of this screenplay is legendary. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight here, this is the War Room!” “You’ll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company,” “I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed.” The movie is as consistently funny as the trailers are for most comedies.
- As Mandrake is attempting to call the president with the recall code, the movie slows to an absurd crawl (trying to get the change to make the call at a payphone), but then after Colonel Bat Guano gets a face full of Coke, the screenplay suddenly jumps way ahead, picking up after most of the planes have been recalled. It’s brisk when it needs to be.
- Like General Turgidson, we can’t help but root for the men in the bomber to complete their mission, though we know what they don’t: that they’ll destroy the world by doing so. This is why Francois Truffaut said it’s impossible to make an anti-war movie: Because when you’re embedded with the troops, you inevitably end up cheering them on.
Thursday, March 26, 2026
New episode of A Good Story Well Told about Ace in the Hole, featuring Keir Graff!
It’s a special crossover episode with the The Filmographers Podcast! They’ve been spending their second season looking at the films of Billy Wilder, so we invited Keir Graff on to discuss Wilder’s most underrated film, Ace in the Hole! Can he convince us that it’s great? (Spoiler Alert: Easily)
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
What Should’ve Won That Could’ve Won: 1963
The Year: 1963
What the Nominees Were: America, America; Cleopatra; How The West Was Won; Lillies of the Field; Tom Jones
What the Nominees Were: America, America; Cleopatra; How The West Was Won; Lillies of the Field; Tom Jones
Other Movies That Should Have Been Considered: America produced Charade, Shock Corridor and The Great Escape. Overseas there was Kurosawa’s High and Low, Godard’s experiment in color Contempt and Fellini’s greatest film 8 ½.
What Did Win: Tom Jones
How It’s Aged: It’s a fun movie. Lawrence of Arabia’s editing had hints of the New Wave, but this movie embraced it fully: Suddenly we have jump cuts, metanarratives, and a general air of sexual frankness that the Academy hadn’t recognized before. But, as with any daring movie, it quickly dated, becoming a time capsule of a particular moment where the rules were slipping but not let loose.
Director: Akira Kurosawa
Writers: Hideo Oguni, Ryûzô Kikushima, Eijirô Hisaita, and Kurosawa, based on the novel “King’s Ransom” by Ed McBain.
Stars: Toshirô Mifune, Tatsuya Nakadai, Kyôko Kagawa, Tatsuya Mihashi, Isao Kimura, Kenjiro Ishiyama
The Story: A Tokyo shoe company executive, in the middle of a takeover deal, gets a phone call that his son has been kidnapped—then his son walks into the room. It turns out that the kidnappers have accidentally grabbed his chauffeur’s son instead, but they insist that the executive pay up anyway. After the fateful decision is made, the movie becomes a gritty thriller as the police swing into action to do their part.
How It’s Aged: It’s a fun movie. Lawrence of Arabia’s editing had hints of the New Wave, but this movie embraced it fully: Suddenly we have jump cuts, metanarratives, and a general air of sexual frankness that the Academy hadn’t recognized before. But, as with any daring movie, it quickly dated, becoming a time capsule of a particular moment where the rules were slipping but not let loose.
What Should’ve Won: High and Low
How Hard Was the Decision: Very hard. My favorite American film of the year is definitely The Great Escape, but it’s a little too lightweight to win, and I didn’t want to do two epics-with-not-a-woman-in-sight in a row. So I decided I had to invoke, for the first time, “The Parasite Rule” (which states that a foreign film of particular greatness can sometimes, when all the stars align, win Best Picture). Even then, I had to choose between this and 8 ½, but High and Low has always been my favorite of the two, and it seemed appropriate for our first foreign film to be an adaptation of an American novel.
How Hard Was the Decision: Very hard. My favorite American film of the year is definitely The Great Escape, but it’s a little too lightweight to win, and I didn’t want to do two epics-with-not-a-woman-in-sight in a row. So I decided I had to invoke, for the first time, “The Parasite Rule” (which states that a foreign film of particular greatness can sometimes, when all the stars align, win Best Picture). Even then, I had to choose between this and 8 ½, but High and Low has always been my favorite of the two, and it seemed appropriate for our first foreign film to be an adaptation of an American novel.
Director: Akira Kurosawa
Writers: Hideo Oguni, Ryûzô Kikushima, Eijirô Hisaita, and Kurosawa, based on the novel “King’s Ransom” by Ed McBain.
Stars: Toshirô Mifune, Tatsuya Nakadai, Kyôko Kagawa, Tatsuya Mihashi, Isao Kimura, Kenjiro Ishiyama
The Story: A Tokyo shoe company executive, in the middle of a takeover deal, gets a phone call that his son has been kidnapped—then his son walks into the room. It turns out that the kidnappers have accidentally grabbed his chauffeur’s son instead, but they insist that the executive pay up anyway. After the fateful decision is made, the movie becomes a gritty thriller as the police swing into action to do their part.
Any Nominations or Wins: The Golden Globes nominated it for Foreign Film but the Academy didn’t recognize it at all.
Why It Didn’t Win: Given the make-up of the Academy at this time, it’s pretty ludicrous for me to imagine this movie could have been the first to pull a Parasite, but we can certainly say that the Academy should have recognized its greatness, and in a year with no strong American contenders, I’ve decided to pull that trigger for the first time.
Why It’s Great:
- This is one of the most conceptually audacious movies ever made: it is all about dualities of high and low in every possible way: rich vs. poor, a mansion on a hill vs. a slum in a pit, high-quality shoes vs. low-cost knock-offs, high-minded moral decisions vs. lowly police work. Kurosawa’s brilliant idea was to mirror these dualities by splitting his movie, right down the center, into two different styles: the first half (the moral conundrum) is very “high-art”: all on a tripod, very still, much like the classical Japanese cinema that Kurosawa had always resisted. Then, once the decision is made, we are abruptly slammed down into the chaotic “low-art” of Kurosawa at his gritty best.

- Only in the justly-famous final scene do the two worlds finally come together, as the high-minded businessman and the lowly criminal finally come face to face, but each can only see the other as a reflection of himself. Money may have changed hands, but the line between high and low (or Heaven and Hell, as the title could also be translated) can never truly be crossed.

- I was such a fan of this movie that I tried to track down the source material, an American pulp novel called “King’s Ransom” by Ed McBain, one of his “87th Precinct” police procedurals. It was long out of print and I couldn’t find it, but I did find other “87th” novels and started reading those. They quickly became great favorites of mine, so I’m eternally grateful. When I finally did land a copy of “King’s Ransom” years later, I was surprised to see that the first half was more loyally adapted than the second half. I shouldn’t have been surprised: moral conundrums are more universal than the particulars of police work.

- Moral dilemmas that revolve around money are very compelling in real life, but it’s almost impossible to portray them onscreen. We all have a vague sense that it would be a bummer to lose a lot of money, but if you’re going to show someone agonizing over giving up their fortune for a human life, the audience is going to be disgusted—unless you create a very specific, very compelling need for that money on that day. First Kurosawa gets us to strongly root for Mifune to use his money for a one-time-only opportunity to pull off a daring takeover of his shoe company, saving it from greedy opportunists who want to drive it into the ground, then he gets hit with the dilemma. Amazingly, we agonize along with him.

- This movie is much better than Spike Lee’s recent remake titled Highest 2 Lowest. For one thing, the millionaire in Kurosawa’s version really does get financially ruined, whereas in the remake he was just temporarily inconvenienced. Real consequences are always better.
Ah, 1963: An actual ad in “Sports Illustrated” that feels like a fake ad in “Mad Magazine.” Hey kids, like this profile of Joe Namath? Just wait until you meet Che Guevara!
Thursday, March 19, 2026
What Should've Won That Could've Won: 1962
What the Nominees Were: Lawrence of Arabia, The Longest Day, The Music Man, Mutiny on the Bounty, To Kill a Mockingbird
Other Movies That Should Have Been Considered: It’s crazy that John Ford’s The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance didn’t get a nomination. You’d also think The Miracle Worker would make the cut. It’s less surprising, but still disappointing, that the Academy passed over The Manchurian Candidate, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane and Orson Welles’s hallucinatory The Trial. Overseas, more masterpieces kept rolling in, like Jules and Jim, Knife in the Water and The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner.
Other Movies That Should Have Been Considered: It’s crazy that John Ford’s The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance didn’t get a nomination. You’d also think The Miracle Worker would make the cut. It’s less surprising, but still disappointing, that the Academy passed over The Manchurian Candidate, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane and Orson Welles’s hallucinatory The Trial. Overseas, more masterpieces kept rolling in, like Jules and Jim, Knife in the Water and The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner.
What Should’ve Won and Did Win: Lawrence of Arabia
How Hard Was the Decision: Hard. To Kill a Mockingbird and The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence would be very worthy winners. As with West Side Story, this movie casts white actors in brownface make-up, so I was tempted to disqualify it for that, but ultimately this movie is so good that I just couldn’t take its Oscar away…
How Hard Was the Decision: Hard. To Kill a Mockingbird and The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence would be very worthy winners. As with West Side Story, this movie casts white actors in brownface make-up, so I was tempted to disqualify it for that, but ultimately this movie is so good that I just couldn’t take its Oscar away…
Director: David Lean
Writers: Robert Bolt and Michael Wilson, partially based on “Seven Pillars of Wisdom” by T. E. Lawrence
Stars: Peter O’Toole, Omar Sharif, Alec Guinness, Anthony Quinn, Jack Hawkins, José Ferrer, Anthony Quayle, Claude Rains, Arthur Kennedy
Writers: Robert Bolt and Michael Wilson, partially based on “Seven Pillars of Wisdom” by T. E. Lawrence
Stars: Peter O’Toole, Omar Sharif, Alec Guinness, Anthony Quinn, Jack Hawkins, José Ferrer, Anthony Quayle, Claude Rains, Arthur Kennedy
The Story: British Officer T. E. Lawrence goes rogue during World War I and convinces Arabian tribesman to follow him into war against the Turks. Lawrence soon develops a messiah complex, becomes disillusioned, and finally abandons his troops when they are on the verge of getting their own independent state. He goes home and dies quietly in a motorcycle accident.
Any Other Nominations or Wins: It also won Director, Art Direction, Cinematography, Editing, Score and Sound. It lost Actor, Supporting Actor for Sharif and Adapted Screenplay.
How It Won: The Academy does love epics, and this might be the most epic American movie ever made, but it’s still impressive that it was able to beat out some of its truly amazing competitors.
How It Won: The Academy does love epics, and this might be the most epic American movie ever made, but it’s still impressive that it was able to beat out some of its truly amazing competitors.
Why It Won:
- O’Toole ignites the screen every time we see his quivering crystal blue eyes. His intensity is almost unbearable. It’s so unfair he had to go up against Peck for To Kill a Mockingbird, who beat him out for Best Actor. It must have seemed like Peck was overdue, whereas O’Toole would have plenty more chances. In fact, O’Toole was nominated seven more times, but he never won, because none of his other performances could live up this one. (The exact same thing has happened with Ralph Fiennes and Schindler’s List: Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive was so good, and he had earned an Oscar, whereas Fiennes was just starting out his career, so he could get one later. But he never did, because he never got a part that great again. And then Fiennes would star as Lawrence in a sequel to this film!) In the end, O’Toole, not Peck, deserved it, because this may be the greatest film performance of all time, certainly the best debut performance.
- Two minutes longer than Gone With the Wind, this is the longest Oscar winner and doesn’t waste a second of screentime (well, except the Overture, Intermission, and Exit Music.) Freddie Young’s sweeping Super Panavision 70 cinematography alone would be enough to guarantee this a spot on any list of the greatest films ever made (My only real knock on the film, however is the use of too much “Day for Night” shooting. The daytime, sunrise and sunset scenes look spectacular, but the movie just cheats on the after-dark scenes, which is disappointing.)
- But the genius of the movie is marrying “They don’t make ‘em like that anymore” cinematography with “they’ve only just started to make them this way” editing from Anne V. Coates, who was inspired by the French New Wave to experiment with smash cuts (a match going out smash-cuts to a burning sunset) and sound pre-laps (hearing a new location before we actually cut to it)
- Lawrence was probably gay, and Lean, the screenwriters, and O’Toole agreed to hint at it without saying it. Viewers at the time were probably more aware of it than we are today because there’s lots of code that is no longer used. One of the first things he does is light another man’s cigarette. Everyone knew what that meant at the time, but modern-day viewers may not.
- But maybe the most daring thing about the movie at the time was its anti-colonialism. Wilson was a blacklisted ex-communist and Bolt (who wrote the final draft) was arrested and imprisoned for an anti-nuke protest in the middle of writing his draft. One could certainly accuse this movie of “white savior-ism” but it rises above such accusations by harshly examining and skewering those tropes.
- Sharif gets the greatest character introduction of all time, appearing as a tiny dot in the middle of a distant mirage, then graaaaadually getting bigger, then BAM, just when he’s big enough to see, he whips out his rifle and kills Lawrence’s guide, before finishing his camel’s stroll into frame. This is a badass, and this is a movie star. (Steven Spielberg says, “The mirage sequence is still the greatest miracle I’ve ever seen on film.”)
- The screenplay is a masterpiece of historical fictionalization, combining many characters into a few composites in a way that must be done. The most brilliant choice is the one to have the man he goes back to save be the same man he has to kill later. If they were different men (as they were in real life) the point would still be there, but would be far less powerful. We accept such fictionalizations for the purposes of a good story.
Tuesday, March 17, 2026
What Should’ve Won That Could’ve Won: 1961
The Year: 1961
What the Nominees Were: Fanny, The Guns of Navarone, The Hustler, Judgment at Nuremberg, West Side Story
Other Movies That Should Have Been Considered: Other than one racist depiction, Breakfast of Tiffany’s is a great film. Over in France, Jean-Luc Godard was still turning out great films like A Woman is a Woman.
What the Nominees Were: Fanny, The Guns of Navarone, The Hustler, Judgment at Nuremberg, West Side Story
Other Movies That Should Have Been Considered: Other than one racist depiction, Breakfast of Tiffany’s is a great film. Over in France, Jean-Luc Godard was still turning out great films like A Woman is a Woman.
What Should’ve Won and Did Win: West Side Story
How Hard Was the Decision: Hard, because Judgment at Nuremberg is pretty great, and West Side Story is rightly criticized these days for not casting Latino actors as some of the Puerto Rican characters, but that can’t stop it from being one of the best movies ever made. As it turns out, I’ll be giving the award to two brownface movies in a row, and I do so reluctantly, but I just can’t deny them…
Directors: Robert Wise and Jerome Robbins
Writer: Ernest Lehman, based on the musical by Jerome Robbins, Leonard Bernstein, Stephen Sondheim and Arthur Laurents (and, of course, “Romeo and Juliet” by William Shakespeare)
Stars: Natalie Wood, Richard Beymer, Russ Tamblyn, Rita Moreno, George Chakiris
The Story: The white Jets gang rumbles with the Puerto-Rican Sharks gang. Jets co-founder Tony falls in love with Maria, the sister of Sharks leader Bernardo. Bernardo kills the other co-founder Riff, so Tony kills Bernardo, then gets shot and killed by another shark, dying in Maria’s arms.Any Other Nominations or Wins: It also won Director(s), Supporting Actor for Chakiris, Supporting Actress for Moreno, Art Direction, Cinematography, Costume Design, Editing, Scoring, and Sound. Only screenwriter Lehman lost (losing to Abby Mann for Judgment at Nuremberg)
How It Won: Not hard to figure this one out—It was a hit and universally acclaimed so it cruised to success.
Why It Won:
How Hard Was the Decision: Hard, because Judgment at Nuremberg is pretty great, and West Side Story is rightly criticized these days for not casting Latino actors as some of the Puerto Rican characters, but that can’t stop it from being one of the best movies ever made. As it turns out, I’ll be giving the award to two brownface movies in a row, and I do so reluctantly, but I just can’t deny them…
Directors: Robert Wise and Jerome Robbins
Writer: Ernest Lehman, based on the musical by Jerome Robbins, Leonard Bernstein, Stephen Sondheim and Arthur Laurents (and, of course, “Romeo and Juliet” by William Shakespeare)
Stars: Natalie Wood, Richard Beymer, Russ Tamblyn, Rita Moreno, George Chakiris
The Story: The white Jets gang rumbles with the Puerto-Rican Sharks gang. Jets co-founder Tony falls in love with Maria, the sister of Sharks leader Bernardo. Bernardo kills the other co-founder Riff, so Tony kills Bernardo, then gets shot and killed by another shark, dying in Maria’s arms.Any Other Nominations or Wins: It also won Director(s), Supporting Actor for Chakiris, Supporting Actress for Moreno, Art Direction, Cinematography, Costume Design, Editing, Scoring, and Sound. Only screenwriter Lehman lost (losing to Abby Mann for Judgment at Nuremberg)
How It Won: Not hard to figure this one out—It was a hit and universally acclaimed so it cruised to success.
Why It Won:
- Wise got his start making lean little film noir masterpieces, usually about 75 minutes long, so he would seem to be a bizarre hire for a 2.5 hour Broadway adaptation, complete with intermission, but it was a brilliant choice. He hasn’t lost his noir grit, even when the gang members suddenly start doing pirouettes.
- Sondheim fans are always horrified when I tell them that this is my favorite musical of his. “But he didn’t even write the music to that one!” Exactly. Don’t get me wrong, I love “Into the Woods”, “Company” and others, but as a composer, Sondheim was no Leonard Bernstein, and I cherish a chance to hear his delightful lyrics with even-better music.
- I first saw this film while also watching “Twin Peaks”, which reunited Beymer and Tamblyn, and it took me years to realize that neither had worked very much in the thirty years between the two projects. I think that Beymer especially is great here and I have no idea why he didn’t become a star, instead laying around fallow until David Lynch finally rediscovered him.
- This is my favorite film musical. Of every one I’ve seen this is the one where it’s most natural when the characters burst out into song and dance, because, while it’s a convincingly grimy world, everybody is supercharged with rhythm at all times. It almost feels unnatural when they manage to go a whole scene without a song or dance. When they’re not actually performing a song, they’re always snapping, or whistling or letting rhythm burst out of them in some other way.
- We begin with the dancers on real NYC streets (the neighborhood where the musical was set had already been torn down to make room for Lincoln Center so they shot it in my old neighborhood of Spanish Harlem) then segue to massive and very convincing Hollywood sets in a seamless transition (and go back to real streets a few times to keep us convinced). The result is a type of hyper-reality: real but hallucinatory at the same time.
- This does a great job with one of my rules: Always begin with discontented heroes. Tony and Maria both have longstanding personal problems, and then, when they meet, boom, they instantly ignite.
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