What the Nominees Were: Becket, Dr. Strangelove, Mary Poppins, My Fair Lady, Zorba the Greek
Other Movies That Should Have Been Considered: Billy Wilder had his final great film, Kiss Me, Stupid. Mary Poppins was Disney’s greatest live action film. Seven Days in May and Fail Safe were great political thrillers (though not as satirical as our winner.) And I’ll acknowledge independent film for the first time with Michael Roemer’s great Nothing But a Man. Overseas, there was the UK’s A Hard Day’s Night, Italy’s Red Desert, and Japan’s Woman in the Dunes.
What Did Win: My Fair Lady
How It’s Aged: It’s bloated, artificial, and terribly miscast. Julie Andrews had triumphed in the role of Eliza Dolittle onstage, but Jack Warner insisted on a film star and put Audrey Hepburn in the role. Hepburn was a great actress and she did have some range, but a crude cockney just wasn’t in her wheelhouse. (Andrews got her revenge by making her movie debut in Mary Poppins instead and then beating out Hepburn for the Oscar.)What Should’ve Won: Dr. Strangelove
How Hard Was the Decision: Easy, especially when I saw that this movie was nominated, which surprised me. The Academy almost noticed the obvious: that this was the best movie of 1964.
Director: Stanley Kubrick
Writers: Kubrick, Terry Southern and Peter Bryant, based on the (serious) novel “Red Alert” by Bryant (aka Peter George)
Stars: Peter Sellers, George C. Scott, Sterling Hayden, Keenan Wynn, Slim Pickens
The Story: Mad general Jack D. Ripper orders America’s bombers to nuke Russia, so Americans and the Russian ambassador gather in the War Room to try to figure out what to do about it.Any Nominations or Wins: It was nominated for Picture, Director, Actor and Adapted Screenplay, but lost all four.
Why It Didn’t Win: Everyone had to admit that this was a great movie, but there were plenty of critics who were disturbed by it, such as Bosley Crowther at the New York Times who said, “I am troubled by the feeling, which runs all through the film, of discredit and even contempt for our whole military establishment.” Such voices couldn’t deny the movie a nomination but could deny it the win.
Why It Should Have Won:
How It’s Aged: It’s bloated, artificial, and terribly miscast. Julie Andrews had triumphed in the role of Eliza Dolittle onstage, but Jack Warner insisted on a film star and put Audrey Hepburn in the role. Hepburn was a great actress and she did have some range, but a crude cockney just wasn’t in her wheelhouse. (Andrews got her revenge by making her movie debut in Mary Poppins instead and then beating out Hepburn for the Oscar.)What Should’ve Won: Dr. Strangelove
How Hard Was the Decision: Easy, especially when I saw that this movie was nominated, which surprised me. The Academy almost noticed the obvious: that this was the best movie of 1964.
Director: Stanley Kubrick
Writers: Kubrick, Terry Southern and Peter Bryant, based on the (serious) novel “Red Alert” by Bryant (aka Peter George)
Stars: Peter Sellers, George C. Scott, Sterling Hayden, Keenan Wynn, Slim Pickens
The Story: Mad general Jack D. Ripper orders America’s bombers to nuke Russia, so Americans and the Russian ambassador gather in the War Room to try to figure out what to do about it.Any Nominations or Wins: It was nominated for Picture, Director, Actor and Adapted Screenplay, but lost all four.
Why It Didn’t Win: Everyone had to admit that this was a great movie, but there were plenty of critics who were disturbed by it, such as Bosley Crowther at the New York Times who said, “I am troubled by the feeling, which runs all through the film, of discredit and even contempt for our whole military establishment.” Such voices couldn’t deny the movie a nomination but could deny it the win.
Why It Should Have Won:
- Peter Sellars plays three roles here (he was supposed to play four, but injured himself and couldn’t play the bomber pilot.) Interestingly, two of those roles (Officer Mandrake and President Muffley) are straight men, letting their scene partners carry the comedy (always an equally great acting challenge). Sellars originally played the president more broadly but Kubrick decided on set that, “We’re on the wrong track. Merkin Muffley should be the one serious man. Like Adlai Stevenson if he’d won.” It’s only when Sellars plays the title character that he really lets his freak flag fly.
- Sydney Lumet’s Fail Safe, a deadly serious take on a very similar story, released a few month’s later, is also great and the two films make an excellent pairing. As film critic Alexander Walker says in the Criterion documentary: “If a man learns the news that nuclear annihilation is nigh when he’s in his office, the result is a documentary. When he’s in his living room, it’s a social drama. When he’s in the bathroom, it’s a comedy.” This is a rare chance to see two very different, both excellent, takes on the same story.
- From the opening shots of one plane thrusting into another to refuel it, sex pervades the film. It doesn’t take Freud to figure out that obsession with manhood was one factor in the missile race, but it took Kubrick to finally call it out (like the girl calling out “The emperor has no clothes!”)
- Fears about flouridation are back in the news, as is nuclear détente, for all the wrong reasons. Watching the current (terrifying) absurdity, one can’t help but figure that this version, not Fail Safe, is the more accurate predictor of what it’s really like in the corridors of power. (Ronald Reagan, who often confused movies for reality, got to the White House and immediately asked if he could see the War Room, only to be embarrassedly told there wasn’t one.)
- Like Airplane and Blazing Saddles, almost every line of this screenplay is legendary. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight here, this is the War Room!” “You’ll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company,” “I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed.” The movie is as consistently funny as the trailers are for most comedies.
- As Mandrake is attempting to call the president with the recall code, the movie slows to an absurd crawl (trying to get the change to make the call at a payphone), but then after Colonel Bat Guano gets a face full of Coke, the screenplay suddenly jumps way ahead, picking up after most of the planes have been recalled. It’s brisk when it needs to be.
- Like General Turgidson, we can’t help but root for the men in the bomber to complete their mission, though we know what they don’t: that they’ll destroy the world by doing so. This is why Francois Truffaut said it’s impossible to make an anti-war movie: Because when you’re embedded with the troops, you inevitably end up cheering them on.

































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